Why you'll love this
These tops are for the tough, no-nonsense riders who’ve earned every mile and every wrinkle. Featuring the bold phrase “Cranky Old Bastard Bicycle Club,” this design celebrates the seasoned cyclists who’ve seen it all — the wind, the rain, the flats, and the glory.
Made from soft yet durable fabric that keeps you warm and comfortable, whether you’re on a chilly morning ride or hanging out with your crew post-ride. Available as a hoodie, sweatshirt, or long sleeve tee, it’s perfect for those who ride hard, speak their mind, and wear their attitude proudly.
Join the club — the Cranky Old Bastard Bicycle Club. Membership requires grit, wisdom, and a love for the open road.
Smart storage that keeps your essentials secure
One front chest pocket, three back pockets, and a side zipper - everything you need stays right where you want it.
Lock it and forget it
Your zipper’s auto-locking, so it stays put while you focus on the road.
Grips that stay put
Waist, sleeve, and leg grippers keep everything in place - no riding up or sliding down.
Straps that stay comfy
Soft bib straps stay flat on your shoulders and move with you all ride long.
Cushion where you need it
A breathable chamois pad reduces pressure and keeps you comfortable in the saddle.
Material
Care Instruction
Shipping & Returns
Production & Processing Time
- Average production time: 5 - 7 business days
- Orders are processed Monday–Friday during business hours (cut-off time: 2:00 PM).
Shipping Time & Rates
- US orders:
Free Replacement for Lost Package - US Shipping (6 - 10 business days): $9.99
We ship with 4PX and USPS.
- UK, CA orders:
Free Replacement for Lost Package - International Shipping (6 - 10 business days): $9.99
The delivery experience is secure, with lost package replacement included and arrival within 6–10 business days.
For more details, please review our Shipping Policy.
Returns & Refunds
If you experience any issues with your purchase, you may be eligible for a full refund or free replacement under one of the following policies:
- 7-Day Free Ride Trial: Wear and test the kit in real riding conditions. If you’re not happy with the fit or product quality, you can return it for a full refund.
- 90-Day Warranty: Covers manufacturing defects and quality issues.
For more details, please review our Return & Refund policy.
Important: Please do not return any items without prior approval. Contact us first at support@joyoneer.com or fill out our contact form to ensure a smooth and hassle-free process.