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Men's Don't Kill Me Texting Regular Fit Cycling Kit

Comfort-first gear for everyday riders
$78.99
Kit OptionJersey Only
Weather VersionHot
US SizeS
Customers say it fits true to size
7-Day Ride Trial
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Why you'll love this

The road is already risky.
It shouldn’t take a text to make it deadly.

You ride knowing how fast a glance at a screen can change everything.

This kit is for the riders who refuse to be silent about it.

“DON’T KILL ME TEXTING” isn’t just a warning — it’s a plea, a line drawn in bold black letters on bright neon.
A reminder that behind every bike is a person, a life worth noticing.

The flipped “Thanks!” on the front isn’t just polite — it’s hope.
Hope that drivers see you, slow down, and keep their eyes where they belong — on the road.

You wear this not just to be seen, but to be heard — without saying a word.

Smart storage that keeps your essentials secure

Three back pockets and a side zipper - everything you need stays right where you want it.

Lock it and forget it

Your zipper’s auto-locking, so it stays put while you focus on the road.

Grips that stay put

Waist, sleeve, and leg grippers keep everything in place - no riding up or sliding down.

Straps that stay comfy

Soft bib straps stay flat on your shoulders and move with you all ride long.

Cushion where you need it

A breathable chamois pad reduces pressure and keeps you comfortable in the saddle.

Material

Hot Jersey

  • Front Panel & Back Panel: 100% Polyester
  • Sleeves, Rear Pockets, Zipper Pocket & Chest Pocket: 88% polyester/ 12% spandex
  • Mesh Side Panels: 100% Polyester

Warm Jersey

  • Front Panel & Back Panel: 100% Polyester
  • Sleeves, Rear Pockets, Zipper Pocket & Chest Pocket: 80%polyester, 20%spandex
  • Mesh Side Panels: 100% Polyester

Cool Jersey

  • Front Panel, Back Panel & Side Panels: 100% Polyester
  • Sleeves, Rear Pockets, Zipper Pocket & Chest Pocket: 90% Polyester, 10% Spandex

Shorts: 80% Nylon, 20% Spandex

Bib Shorts

  • Main Panels: 80% Nylon, 20% Spandex
  • Mesh Back Panels: 80% Nylon, 20% Spandex
Product Features

Jersey

  • Fit: Regular fit
  • Fabric: Breathable, moisture-wicking, lightweight, and comfortable
  • Collar: Low-profile O-neck
  • Grippers: Elastic cuff gripper & non-slip silicone hem gripper
  • Pockets: Three rear pockets, one chest pocket & one zipper pocket
  • Zipper: Full-length, hidden SBS semi-locking zipper with a zipper garage to prevent chafing
  • Visibility: Reflective tab under rear pockets for enhanced safety
  • Tagless design for irritation-free wear
  • Printing technology: Full-sublimation for long-lasting design

Shorts & Bib Shorts

  • Chamois: Single-density foam chamois
  • Visibility: 2 reflective tabs
  • Straps: Comfortable elastic straps
  • Mesh back panel for maximum airflow
Care Instruction
  • Turn inside out before washing and hang dry
  • Hand or machine wash at 30°C
  • Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean
Shipping & Returns

Production & Processing Time

  • Average production time: 5 - 7 business days
  • Orders are processed Monday–Friday during business hours (cut-off time: 2:00 PM).

Shipping Time & Rates

  • US orders:

Free Replacement for Lost Package - US Shipping (6 - 10 business days): $9.99

We ship with 4PX and USPS.

  • International orders:

Free Replacement for Lost Package - International Shipping (6 - 10 business days): $9.99

The delivery experience is secure, with lost package replacement included and arrival within 6–10 business days.

For more details, please review our Shipping Policy.

Returns & Refunds

If you experience any issues with your purchase, you may be eligible for a full refund or free replacement under one of the following policies:

  • 7-Day Free Ride Trial: Wear and test the kit in real riding conditions. If you’re not happy with the fit or product quality, you can return it for a full refund.
  • 90-Day Warranty: Covers manufacturing defects and quality issues.

For more details, please review our Return & Refund policy.

Important: Please do not return any items without prior approval. Contact us first at support@joyoneer.com or fill out our contact form to ensure a smooth and hassle-free process.
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